THAT'S YOU!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

YOU

You! What a fucktard, you! You fail at an epic level! You are an EPIC FAIL! Okay, now let's get to buisness. At birth, your mother screamed at the sight of you. In kindergarden, you failed at 1+1, so you were banished from the universe. That was soon undone, because they decided you weren't worth the rocket fuel. In 3rd grade, you found a penny and tried to buy "Jupiter". Being the fucking dumbshit you were (and still are), you ended up blowing up the white house. In high school, you made Chuck Norris cry simply by existing within the same universe. At your funeral, some guy named Tom blogged, "ROFL hes dead LOLOLOLOL!!!!!" and blogged about it until he decided he was a lemon. Everybody hates you. Face it.